what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-kise:

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

#bless this post

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you

relahvant:

more like what my Friday night looks like oh wait

relahvant:

more like what my Friday night looks like

oh wait

slydigged:

*gets down on one knee* will u…stop talking

godblesskfc:

dad taking a selfie, then admiring it