deep conversations with open minded people are one of my most favourite things ever
if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else
- Friend: hey wanna hang out tonight?
- Me: sorry I have a thing to do simultaneously at the same time
Watching students in your class struggling to sign the cursive agreement
- Mom: How did the PSAT go today darling?
- Me: Okay...
- Mom: Oh honey, you're so smart, I'm sure you did great!!
- Me: Woof.
my favorite line from the psat was “the lenses were like soup bowls”
- PSAT people: IF YOU SHARE A CALCULATOR WITH THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU I WILL THrOW THIS TABLE AT YOUR FUCKING HEAD