greetings:

deep conversations with open minded people are one of my most favourite things ever

laugh-until-you-drop:

if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else

oldlean:

nigga was actually skipping on the runway lmfaoooo

  • Friend: hey wanna hang out tonight?
  • Me: sorry I have a thing to do simultaneously at the same time

akuvii:

Watching students in your class struggling to sign the cursive agreement

  • Mom: How did the PSAT go today darling?
  • Me: Okay...
  • Mom: Oh honey, you're so smart, I'm sure you did great!!
  • Me:
  • Me: Woof.

praisemadoka:

my favorite line from the psat was “the lenses were like soup bowls”

soup bowls.

  • PSAT people: IF YOU SHARE A CALCULATOR WITH THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU I WILL THrOW THIS TABLE AT YOUR FUCKING HEAD

jay-cruz:

All I ask for is a little consistency in my life.

Californians